This was a stellar week!
We started it off with a real bang this Monday as my companion lost his ticket to claim his bike when we were at the market. It was actually pretty funny, because we don't speak very much Khmer! They wouldn't let him have his bike and said for him to come back later in the day so they could see if anyone else will take it. We decided to not fight it and just went to get our hair cut… and wait it out. We both cut our hair for a dollar #DealsForDays and the people there said that I looked a lot like Justin Bieber…
which I didn't take too much as a compliment.
We started it off with a real bang this Monday as my companion lost his ticket to claim his bike when we were at the market. It was actually pretty funny, because we don't speak very much Khmer! They wouldn't let him have his bike and said for him to come back later in the day so they could see if anyone else will take it. We decided to not fight it and just went to get our hair cut… and wait it out. We both cut our hair for a dollar #DealsForDays and the people there said that I looked a lot like Justin Bieber…
which I didn't take too much as a compliment.
Then we came
up with the idea that we could go home and grab a camera with a picture of my
companion and his bike. We found one and brought it back to them, and for some
reason they thought it was way funny. Oh… and when I woke up in the morning, I began
brushing my teeth as usual. When I looked down I noticed that my toothbrush was
littered with little black worms. For some reason there were little worms all
over our toothbrushes.
On
Tuesday we had an amazing lunch provided by our Senior Couple, the Baileys.
We get to go eat lunch at their house during the last week of every transfer.
We had pulled pork sandwiches, corn, and Sister Bailey made some amazing peach
cobbler. We also celebrated the going home of my old companion and trainer,
Elder Barker. It was pretty sad. Oh also, I don't know what it was… but I had
some serious stomach problems. I could have received a frequent customer’s card
for how many times I had to go to the bathroom. It really wasn't fun. We got a
call later that day from a younger member named Nghia. He is like 14 and called
saying he wants to start preparing for his mission and wanted to come with us.
We went by to pick him up and it was so cool to see him waiting outside his
house… all dressed up in his church clothes. Since then he has come with us
almost every night this week.
Wednesday,
we decided to try out an angle for contacting in the morning. We went out, and
as we were riding down the road, my companion stopped and said he had a feeling
that we should talk with an older guy that he noticed a few streets back. So
we went back and began talking to him. It turned out that spoke Vietnamese… and
after some small talk, he said we could come by his house and talk some more.
We ended up teaching him the entire first lesson. We taught him one more time
since we first met him and he has accepted the Book of Mormon.
Thursday was both good and bad. We had our weekly
planning, and Elder Hibbert said that he still had money left over from his
birthday, that his mom wanted him to spend on us… so he bought us all these
humongous foot-long burgers called "Bazooka Burgers". They are so
good.
Then we
went out and helped the Branch President some more while we waited for our
investigator. We had previously set up a “members help” for the lesson, but
decided that that particular member wasn't the best choice in helping our
investigator progress because she is super intense, so we asked a different
member. We went upstairs to go over the things we would share with the Branch
President… and we found that super intense member asleep. I guess she learned
where we were going to meet, and came two hours early so she wouldn't miss it.
I am super grateful that our member wanted to help, but that was kind of nuts.
Anyway,
we started the lesson and then things took a turn for the worst. You know how
in those TV shows, like “When Animals Attack” or whatever… and the narrator
says, "…and then things took a turn for the worst" That was what
happened in our lesson. Our member help started talking about super deep doctrine
while talking really fast… and wouldn't let anyone else talk. This went on for
about an hour, when we finally got a chance to end it. I felt bad for the investigator…as
that was only the second lesson with the missionaries.
Friday we were out contacting and this homeless
guy came up to me and started asking me questions. I took him aside because
everyone had told him to go away. I sat down with him and ended up teaching him
a lesson. He told me about his life, and
why he was living on the street. He said he used to travel a lot and how he studied
to be a doctor. It seems that he had just made some mistakes and was living on
the street. I told him that there is always hope, and he has the power to turn
his life around. He agreed with me, and said he wanted to meet again this next
week. I guess we will see how that goes. After that, we went and picked up my
old Trainer, Elder Barker for the last few hours before he would board the
plane to go home. It was a special experience getting to serve with such a
seasoned missionary.
We went
to a recent convert’s house for lunch because she said she had prepared some food
for us. Her first dish was rice porridge with a lot of squid in it. The second
dish was actually pretty good, just some way good meat on rice with a little
bit of pig skin shavings. Lastly was a bowl of soup with a whole boiled small
chicken. This chicken was pure black. I asked what it was called. She answered
me in English, "Chicken Black Man". I see this could be taken as offensive,
but she is Vietnamese and English isn't her first language. I laughed so hard I
almost died. She asked me if I would eat it but I told her I was really full. Actually,
I just didn't want to eat it. I think she had made it as a joke because then
she smiled and asked me if I was scared. Taking that as a challenge, I broke
off the little foot (talons and all) and popped it into my mouth. She kind of
made an "eww" noise and then laughed. It was really gross! She waited
a little before telling me that you aren't supposed to eat the feet. (haha)… Oops.
Saturday we
contacted a whole bunch of referrals from the sisters. Then we went over to
teach a little lesson to the Branch President's daughter who is preparing for
baptism. She did not want to learn. It was a rough lesson.
Sunday was...different.
We met with an investigator before Sacrament meeting and taught a lesson. We
made a whole bunch of calls reminding people about Church, and telling members
about the investigators that would be coming in hopes to get them fired up. It
worked! We had 74 people at church… which is only two away from our year goal!
We had five investigators at sacrament. It was so cool to see everyone coming.
The only thing that stunk (literally), was right as sacrament was starting. One
of the ladies brought a sickly baby who wasn't wearing pants. He pooped all
over the floor! It immediately started smelling like death, and we all hurried
to try and clean it up. The members started smelling it… and kind of started freaking
out. After using a substantial amount of glade air freshener and wet wipes, the
mess was cleaned up. It wasn't but 15 minutes later when the dang baby pooped
all over the place again.
People
really started freaking out! It was nearly a disaster. People were gagging and
covering their faces with scarves and towels. Two more cans of air freshener
were brought out, and people started yelling at the mom with the sick baby. It
was sad when they made her take the baby outside. The missionaries didn't
really know what to do. It was hard. After church, we went out and taught some
lessons. I was talking about the day
with my companion and I looked down at my foot and noticed this pretty big
black spot on it. I think there is like a fungus growing on it. I have to go
talk to Sister Moon, the mission president's wife. Oh and yes, I do wash my
feet. This week was a blast, hope you all have an amazing week too!
Love you
all, Elder Morris